Thursday, August 18, 2011

Jersey Shore to Transform the Shores of the Three Rivers

Pittsburghers thought that the city was being transformed to Gotham City, but now the shores of the Three Rivers will no longer be lined with heroes and villains nor the traditional yinzer complete with mullet, fanny pack, Steelers jersey, and cut-off jean shorts. Instead, yinzers will be trading in these character traits for hair gel, tattoos, pristine sneakers, bedazzled t-shirts and jeans, and their largest gold chain in order to welcome DJ Pauly D from MTV's Jersey Shore to the 'Burgh.

How could a summer in Pittsburgh be topped by the Pirates flirting with 1st place and possibly attaining their first above .500 season in close to two decades, The Dark Knight being filmed in the city, and being named the 3rd worst dressed city? The answer simply put is DJ Pauly D ending the summer in true Pittsburgh fashion as he is scheduled to spin records at the Southside's hottest club diesel to celebrate the club's 5th anniversary. Tickets are available for $10 through The event is Friday, August 19 and the doors will open at 9:00 PM.

DJ Pauly D is not making a special stop to Pittsburgh just to spin records at diesel, but is hosting the official Britney Spears after party. In addition, DJ Pauly D was spinning records at Bar Louie in Station Square.

As Pittsburgh claims strong ties to it's Italian heritage let's hope that our own guidos and guidettes do Pittsburgh proud and give Pauly D a chance to love our fair city. So be sure to get the tanning bed, the gym, get your best fist pump ready, and head dahn 'da Southside to celebrate diesel's anniversary with Pauly D.


  1. steller said...

    I suppose it was only a matter of time.

    I bet a lot of people will be heading dahn Diesel for this. The real question is: How many people will show up wearing 'The Pittsburgh Casual?'

  2. R Korn said...

    I can't think of a better place for Pauly D to DJ other than diesel. Too bad H2O isn't around anymore he would have loved it there

  3. Jeremy said...

    If only Donzi's or Chauncey's were still in existence. Those places would've been perfect for Pauly D too.