If this had happened to me, I would just go home and hope nobody found out about it. For all you guys downtown, if you happen to see someone who matches this description, make sure you let the police know:
Police were searching for a one-legged man in a wheelchair who they said attacked and tried to rob another man early this morning near the Greyhound bus station Downtown.
Read more at the Post-Gazette.
Update: Sleep easy, city dwellers. The one-legged bandit has been arrested. I hope they didn't confuse him with any other one-legged, 21-year-old man who hangs out at the bus station.