Thursday, September 15, 2011

Prediction time: NFL!

It's a week late on this post, just enough time for odd ball stuff to happen and make everyone crazily overreact and bias your picks. The Steelers got their butt kicked, Peyton Manning is paralyzed or something, and Washington, Detroit and Buffalo all looked good in opening wins. So, without further ado, let's make some predictions. Here's mine, leave yours in the comments. We'll revisit at the end of the season to declare a winner.

AFC North: Steelers (too easy to say the Steelers are done at this point)
AFC South: Texans (without Peyton, I don't see who else can win this divison)
AFC East: Patriots (fuckers)
AFC West: Chargers (11-5, #3 seed, lose 1st round playoff game sound right?)
AFC WC: Ravens (my chalk picks are getting on my own nerves)
AFC WC: Jets (if I had balls, I'd pick Oakland here. Campbell is as good as Sanchez)
NFC North: Packers (you know, they didn't even win their division last year)
NFC South: Saints (I hate picking them as much as I hate picking the Patriots.)
NFC East: Eagles (Vick, Vick, Vick, Vick, Vick, Vick, Vick, Vick)
NFC West: Rams (gotta nuke something)
NFC WC: Falcons (despite my disdain for Matty Ice, I gotta think that, like the Steelers, their early loss was just a speedbump on way to playoffs)
NFC WC: Lions (I've got Stafford on both my fantasy teams, so I'm willing them to the playoffs)
AFC Champs: Patriots (boooooo!)
NFC Champs: Eagles (Vick rules, you all suck)
Super Bowl Champs: Eagles (Did I mention that I like Vick? I think he passes for 300, rushes for 150 in Super Bowl)

MVP: Michael Vick
Offensive POY: Ray Rice
Defensive POY: Ndamukong Suh

I hate my own picks. No way 8 of 12 playoff teams from last year go again this year. Someone is going to surprise us, but I can't figure out who it is. All I know is that I fully expect Vick to have that one perfect season at some point, win the Super Bowl and go down in history for one of those years that almost no one ever matches. If it's going to happen, why not this year?

7 comments:

  1. Pills said...

    AFC North: Steelers
    AFC South: Colts
    AFC East: Patriots
    AFC West: Chargers
    AFC WC: Ravens
    AFC WC: Raiders
    NFC North: Packers
    NFC South: Saints
    NFC East: Eagles
    NFC West: Cardinals
    NFC WC: Bears
    NFC WC: 49ers
    AFC Champs: Chargers
    NFC Champs: Eagles
    Super Bowl Champs: Chargers


    MVP: Rivers
    Offensive POY: Vick
    Defensive POY: Peppers

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  2. Pills, the Colts in the AFC South? Did you watch any of the Colts game Sunday? Kerry Collins is terrible. Without Manning I think the Colts will go 3-13.

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  3. AFC North: Steelers
    AFC South: Texans (Titans could surprise some teams) This division could be wide open, with the Colts looking at a down year.
    AFC East: Patriots
    AFC West: Chargers
    AFC WC: Jets
    AFC WC: Bills (Offense has looked good so far, not sure about defense though.)
    NFC East: Eagles
    NFC North: Packers
    NFC West: Cardinals
    NFC South: Saints
    NFC WC: Lions
    NFC WC: Falcons
    AFC Champs: Steelers (I know a rematch is unlikely, but I refuse to pick the Patriots.)
    NFC Champs: Packers
    Superbowl: Steelers


    MVP: Tom Brady
    Offensive POY: Calvin Johnson
    Defensive POY: Lamar Woodley

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  4. R Korn said....

    AFC North: Steelers
    AFC South: Texans
    AFC East: Patriots
    AFC West: Chargers
    AFC WC: Jets
    AFC WC: Ravens
    NFC North: Packers
    NFC South: Saints
    NFC East: Eagles
    NFC West: Cardinals
    NFC WC: Cowboys
    NFC WC: Falcons

    AFC Champs: Patriots
    NFC Champs: Packers
    Super Bowl Champs: Patriots
    MVP: Tom Brady
    Off POY: Lesean McCoy
    Def POY: Darrelle Revis

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  5. How did I forget about Revis for Def POY? I love Woodley but Revis has a better chance at getting votes.

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  6. Does someone want to rethink their picks? I'm thinking it's the guy that loves Vick.

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