Friday, April 8, 2011

"Trust me, I know fun"

I had it in my head all day that I'd be flipping back and forth between the Pirates and Penguins games tonight. The obvious realization that they are on the same channel and thus the Pirates would get bumped didn't occur to me until about 30 minutes before game time. Anyways, I overheard this gem of a story while walking the streets of Dormont this evening from a guy on his porch talking on his cell phone just loud enough so any passersby would hear with envy just how much fun he really is:

"...we'll get dropped of at [indistinguishable], then picked up again by the limo bus and taken to [some other club or party], etc., etc. You gotta come, it's really gonna be fun. And when I say "fun," not to brag or anything, but I know fun. It'll be one of those times when everyone will say afterwards, 'I had so much.'"

I, of course, was duly impressed. Though I think he wasted this awesome tale of fun on me, who was walking down the street with his gimpy dog and carrying a baby in the Baby Bjorn.

1 comment:

  1. this post would be greatly enhanced with pictures of the bjorn.